A Theory on New Year's
So I once heard that if you have a crappy New Year's Eve, you'll have a good year, and vice versa. I think it might be true.
The Proof:
New Year's 2004: kiss cute boy, kiss creepy boy, lose winter coat, bruise tail bone and puke in street
2004: fall in love, get fabulous new job
New Year's 2005: go out for nice dinner with friends, swing by a pre-party party in Manhattan, have blast at house party in Williamsburg, drink champaigne and dance, dance, dance
2005: heart break, mystery illnesses, a funeral
So what's going to happen in 2006? I think it's kind of a toss up. I had fun, but there were a few crappy parts.
New Year's Eve 2006: go to party in High Bridge, New Jersey (There's a reason you've never heard of it. It's almost in Pennsylvania.) with the boy, play drinking games, kiss the boy at midnight, sleep in my clothes on half of an uncomfortable couch, in morning discover purse is soaking wet with mystery liquid (It didn't smell like piss or alcohol, so I've convinced myself it was water.), drag hung-over self back to civilization
2006: Guess I'll just have to wait and see.
Word of the Day: Irresponsible
-I ate chocolate cake and an ice cream cone for lunch.
-I took a standing-room-only spot on a falling-apart dollar van across the George Washington Bridge in rush hour traffic. I sort of thought I was going to die.
So I once heard that if you have a crappy New Year's Eve, you'll have a good year, and vice versa. I think it might be true.
The Proof:
New Year's 2004: kiss cute boy, kiss creepy boy, lose winter coat, bruise tail bone and puke in street
2004: fall in love, get fabulous new job
New Year's 2005: go out for nice dinner with friends, swing by a pre-party party in Manhattan, have blast at house party in Williamsburg, drink champaigne and dance, dance, dance
2005: heart break, mystery illnesses, a funeral
So what's going to happen in 2006? I think it's kind of a toss up. I had fun, but there were a few crappy parts.
New Year's Eve 2006: go to party in High Bridge, New Jersey (There's a reason you've never heard of it. It's almost in Pennsylvania.) with the boy, play drinking games, kiss the boy at midnight, sleep in my clothes on half of an uncomfortable couch, in morning discover purse is soaking wet with mystery liquid (It didn't smell like piss or alcohol, so I've convinced myself it was water.), drag hung-over self back to civilization
2006: Guess I'll just have to wait and see.
Word of the Day: Irresponsible
-I ate chocolate cake and an ice cream cone for lunch.
-I took a standing-room-only spot on a falling-apart dollar van across the George Washington Bridge in rush hour traffic. I sort of thought I was going to die.
3 Comments:
Anne- interesting theory. But I had a fabulous NYE so I just hope and pray that 2006 goes okay for me. Oooh that Manhattan party was mine you refer to, almost forgot! Magners rules. - Tanya
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Mad Librarian, at 7:53 PM
Neither of us can cope with another crap year, so let's hope for the best. Kiss my ass, 2005!
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