Mmm ... chocolate
Nothing says thank you for doing my job for a week and a half like lots of Kit Kats from the British Isles.

You know it's really fall when ...
The crazy lady at the end of the block who spends her time organizing everyone's trash switches from the usual plaid polyester mumus to gray sweatpants and a big green parka.

He's not "The Shirtless Guy" any more
For one thing, he wears shirts all the time now. And last night while sitting out on my fire escape and talking on the cell phone, I saw him smoking a giant bong. And I didn't think Shirtless Guy was going to do anything interesting. From this time on he will be know as "Bong Boy."

And something that should really be on this blog
I met a reality TV star today. I got his autograph. I felt sort of bad because I never really watched his show and I couldn't tell you the name of his recent single. It was pretty funny to see a room full of adults reduced to giggling star-struck 12-year-olds. And I was one of them. I don't know why I was so giddy about meeting, Clay Aiken. He was at Billboard promoting his recently release album. I feel like I should have a contest so one of you could win the autograph, but I had Clay make the autograph out to one of you specifically. Watch your mail and find out if it was you!