Tonight
I watched a man stick a needle in his arm and bleed on a sheet of glass and then break the glass with his arm. His act also involved a black light. This was all supposed to say something about the media. I'm not sure what. There were also presentations by the Onion, the Daily Show and the guys who do TV Funhouse on SNL. None of those involved blood. Janeane Garofalo was in the audience. Her hair's bleached blond (with bad roots), and she has a big red tattoo. I almost walked into her when I was leaving (or at least that's what Paul says, I didn't notice at the time).

Tomorrow
Dave will be in New York City. Hooray for visitors.

The day after tomorrow
I'm having my first gathering at the apartment. It will be very small and involve wine.