Ringing in the New Year in style or at least in a bridesmaid's dress
It's like I'm an adult. For New Year's Eve, I got dressed up (and by dressed up I mean adding a sparkly silver scarf to a formal navy blue dress to make it seem less bridesmaid-esque. I think I was successful at disguising it, or at least Julie and Tiffany were nice enough to lie and say you couldn't tell.). I went somewhere where there were lots of adults also wearing fancy clothes. This somewhere happened to be on a boat on a big river. I ate filet mignon and jumbo shrimp for dinner. There was a champagne toast at midnight. I listened to the worst DJ in the world and watched lots of middle-age white people dance to Nelly. Comedy, trust me. The Mississippi might not be too scenic at night and the fireworks were hidden behind some buildings, but overall, it was a high-quality way to spend New Year's.

Something for all of my New York readers
The other day, I saw the FedEx commercial that was filmed down the street from our dorm. That's all. Don't you like stories?