How could I have left this out?
For Christmas my mother gave me a pair of socks. She was very proud of herself for finding these socks. They are covered with a crossword puzzle, pens and pencils, and donuts and coffee. She thought this was perfect because I ususally do the crossword puzzle every morning in the Rockford Register Star when I'm home. She apparently didn't read the words in the partially filled in crossword puzzle. It's not just a crossword. It's a sexy crossword. Here is a sampling of the words: vibrates, erect, strumpet, spank, slave, ride, gel.
Ann -i-e Mack throw-back
The local CBS affiliate has a new reporter named Katie Nilsson (sounds like Nielson). It's not the same girl, but every time they announce her, there's a brief moment of jigga ... what's she doing in Rockford? Scary.
For Christmas my mother gave me a pair of socks. She was very proud of herself for finding these socks. They are covered with a crossword puzzle, pens and pencils, and donuts and coffee. She thought this was perfect because I ususally do the crossword puzzle every morning in the Rockford Register Star when I'm home. She apparently didn't read the words in the partially filled in crossword puzzle. It's not just a crossword. It's a sexy crossword. Here is a sampling of the words: vibrates, erect, strumpet, spank, slave, ride, gel.
Ann -i-e Mack throw-back
The local CBS affiliate has a new reporter named Katie Nilsson (sounds like Nielson). It's not the same girl, but every time they announce her, there's a brief moment of jigga ... what's she doing in Rockford? Scary.
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