Vox the Enabler
I returned to Vox this morning to find a gift in my mailbox. Not just any gift. Vin Diesel XXXposed, a Pocket Books Trade Paperback Original. No, it's not porn. It's one of those fabulously trashy books that are basically Bop magazine in book form. There are lots of pictures and shocking revelations such as, "Vin Diesel is huge." Apparently the book arrived for Marijane, our book editor, and everyone thought I should have it. You write one article about falling in love with Vin Diesel, and you get a reputation. But don't worry, kids. I don't have a problem. I swear. I can kick this habit all on my own. Really. Right after I add a few of these pictures to the "man wall" in our kitchen.