Signs I'm a Member of Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity
1. My roommate drinks beer out of a green and yellow there's-nothing-like-a-brother koozie.
2. At a party Saturday night, I saw a guy dressed as Silent Bob start yelling at a girl and telling her that she shouldn't hang out with the dirty, fucking Pikes but should hang out with his brothers the Lambda Chis instead. He's only been a Lambda Chi for nine weeks. Hating the Pikes must be in our charter.
3. Later that night I played beer pong.
Graduation Update
I have bad news for all of you looking forward to meeting Mega the show cat. She will no longer be traveling from upstate New York to Missouri to attend my graduation. My brother and his girlfriend will be bring their new show cat, a four-month-old Persian, instead. There are now officially more cats than people living in my brother's apartment. This scares me.
1. My roommate drinks beer out of a green and yellow there's-nothing-like-a-brother koozie.
2. At a party Saturday night, I saw a guy dressed as Silent Bob start yelling at a girl and telling her that she shouldn't hang out with the dirty, fucking Pikes but should hang out with his brothers the Lambda Chis instead. He's only been a Lambda Chi for nine weeks. Hating the Pikes must be in our charter.
3. Later that night I played beer pong.
Graduation Update
I have bad news for all of you looking forward to meeting Mega the show cat. She will no longer be traveling from upstate New York to Missouri to attend my graduation. My brother and his girlfriend will be bring their new show cat, a four-month-old Persian, instead. There are now officially more cats than people living in my brother's apartment. This scares me.
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