Have you ever felt like a thief? I have.
The phone rings
Me: Hello?
Caller: Can I speak with Anne?
Me: This is she.
Caller: This is Nancy Smith with the New School University.
Me: Oh shit. Yes?
Nancy: Where's our money?
Me: Oh shit. Umm ... I thought you were going to bill me. Let that sound believable. Let that sound believable.
Nancy: No, stupid. You were supposed to pay on arrival. I'm going to send you a bill because that's a lot of money. Have I mentioned we want our money?
Me: Um ... okay. Please don't send me to jail.