The OC is officially on probation
I was so bored during the season premiere. Oh no, something tragic has happened! But don't worry, we'll resolve it in the next five to 10 minutes. The only parts I liked were Seth Cohen and the music. So, OC, I'm giving you one, maybe two more episodes to get interesting, and if you don't come through, I'm cutting you out. Or maybe I'll just have to start drinking while I watch to make it more interesting. But my roommate takes the show very seriously, and she might not appreciate it if I just laugh at it the whole time.

Speaking of my roommate, you know who to blame if I'm killed in my sleep
So two weeks ago, my roommate's on-again/off-again ex-boyfriend who I've meet once for maybe five minutes took a set of our keys so he could lock the door behind him. DG was here, why she couldn't get her ass out of bed to lock the door herself, I don't understand. So him having the keys makes me very uncomfortable. Very. I don't know him, and did I mention that they fight a lot? I told her I want the keys back as soon as possible because it freaks me out. She says OK, the she doesn't do anything about it. I leave her a note reminding her to get back the keys, and she throws a fit about not wanting to be treated like a child. Well, honey, if you could act like an adult and do something simple like pick the keys up from his apartment in a semi-timely manner, maybe you could be treated like one. OK, done venting.