How to make St. Patrick's Day last all weekend
Wednesday: Celebrate the actual day by dining in an Irish pub and visiting several others with friends. Drink Irish beverages (Magner's and Guinness). Befriend a group of Irishmen. Not Irish Americans. Real Irishmen. Stay out late.
Thursday: Take the day off from work. You're not hung over, but you've been planning to take the day off just in case. And you did stay out late, so sleep in. Telephone someone with a brogue. Receive festive St. Patrick's Day card featuring a green empire state building and leprechaun driving a green sports car. Listen to a lot of Saw Doctors music and disc one of 30 Best Irish Hits.
Friday: Stay in to make up for the money you spent on St. Patrick's Day. Watch The Matchmaker for the umpteenth time. Listen to more Saw Doctors music.
Saturday: Meet friend for Saw Doctors concert. Dine in Irish pub. Attend Saw Doctors concert. Jump about and sing along to catchy Irish rock music.
Sunday: It's a day of rest, remember?
Wednesday: Celebrate the actual day by dining in an Irish pub and visiting several others with friends. Drink Irish beverages (Magner's and Guinness). Befriend a group of Irishmen. Not Irish Americans. Real Irishmen. Stay out late.
Thursday: Take the day off from work. You're not hung over, but you've been planning to take the day off just in case. And you did stay out late, so sleep in. Telephone someone with a brogue. Receive festive St. Patrick's Day card featuring a green empire state building and leprechaun driving a green sports car. Listen to a lot of Saw Doctors music and disc one of 30 Best Irish Hits.
Friday: Stay in to make up for the money you spent on St. Patrick's Day. Watch The Matchmaker for the umpteenth time. Listen to more Saw Doctors music.
Saturday: Meet friend for Saw Doctors concert. Dine in Irish pub. Attend Saw Doctors concert. Jump about and sing along to catchy Irish rock music.
Sunday: It's a day of rest, remember?
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